hawkatana:

amygdalae:

s'chewsday innit

kaeynan:

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

nail-bat-butch:

xn3city:

millenniallust4death:

millenniallust4death:

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

sharkie-19:

A Jackalope….sort of. 

maureen2musings:

…

vincemaidens

mockiatoh:

breathinginthecoke:

Ok, where do you put your keys when you get home?

On the key hook

In the bowl

On the table

I leave them in the car

In my chair

I don’t know man, the fridge?

In my shoes

Other (in tags)

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The realization that y’all are putting them in the same place just hit me like a train & I need to think about some things

mr-selfdestruct:

mariamlovesyou:

OK I’m in the pussy 👍. Now what

dianapocalypse:

relientk:

okay let’s bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

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sexysilverstrider:

ballistique:

nulltype:

remember that time that all the unova gym leaders gathered to take down team plasma with their pokemon and brycen opted for hand to hand combat instead

I would too if my Pokémon was cryogonal

‘fuck pokemon battles what are YOUR stats’

millebon:

dumbtarkaleanbitchtea:

he’s been doing this for 5 minutes

poke-problems:

Which starter did you pick + what did you name it?

nudityandnerdery:

dragontamer22:

f1rstperson:

hartsnkises:

party-gilmore:

It’s come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

1. there is no winning The Game
2. once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
3. the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
4. if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A “reset period” of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily “forget” about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

What have you done

Randomly skim reading posts like this and then seeing

The Game

does actually give me an entire rush of aggression and anger tho.

Hey everyone I lost the game

I like thinking that OP loses The Game every time they get a notification for this post.

girl-of-braids:

buggachat:

of course they do, they’re public clown makeup. the largest dunce cap imaginable. a blinking neon target on your back with the bold words “kick me”